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I'll be blogging about Borland related stuff. Mostly. And whatever else comes to mind. ;-)

Saturday, May 01, 2004

USB Devil Duckie 

Friday, April 30, 2004

This is why you should use CaliberRM and StarTeam 

Are you managing requirements by updating yellow Stick-It notes?

Are you managing changes by renaming files to foo.old, foo.older, foo.oldest, etc?

Of course you're not. You're using CaliberRM and StarTeam (and all the other Borland products) so that you have the competitive advantage and always deliver the right stuff before it's due and under budget.

These people didn't...



:-)

I've received quite a few requests for more information about this cartoon. To clarify, it's not mine. It's actually linked to a different site. I've seen it before, a couple of years ago or so. I have no idea who made it. If you do, please send me the info and I'll add a proper attribution.

Posted by: Anders / 11:45 AM. Comments: Click to view or comment

Borland to Present at JP Morgan 32nd Annual Technology Conference 

Thursday, April 29, 2004

JBuilder Customer Application Server Usage Survey 

Borland Developer News .NET Edition May 2004 

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

Borland to Present at Smith Barney Software Conference 

Michael Swindell clarifies Delphi 8 license update 

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

New Delphi 8 license 

Monday, April 26, 2004

Practice Safe Computing 

Sunday, April 25, 2004

Borland delivers stronger Java 

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